If you had to be haunted by one celebrity’s ghost for the rest of your life, who would it be, and what would they whisper to you at night?

What’s the most seemingly useless superpower you can think of, and how might one use it to take over a small town?

What is an absolutely useless fact that lives in your head rent free?

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had to Google?

If you were made of hamburger, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

If you had the chance for Morgan Freeman to read aloud every text message you’ve ever sent, would you let him?

I want to know everything about you, but don’t give me too much detail in case it’s boring.

Are you more concerned about zombies, vampires or mummies?

You’re out on a first date. You ask their favorite movie. They tell you. You immediately get up and leave. What’s the name of the movie?

The chair you’re sitting on has just become sentient and has fallen madly in love with you. How do you explain that your romance just won’t work out?