Happy Haunting

If you had to be haunted by one celebrity’s ghost for the rest of your life, who would it be, and what would they whisper to you at night?

Hungry?

If you were made of hamburger, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Nope, Not That Movie

You’re out on a first date. You ask their favorite movie. They tell you. You immediately get up and leave. What’s the name of the movie?