1993 Night Creeper Leader (v1) Series Twelve Another entry in the “Neon Colors Do Not A Ninja Make Line”. Looking back, this iteration of the night creeper makes no sense — but he did have some great accessories. From The File Card: Code Name: Night Creeper Leader Ninja Supreme Master Bio: “If Atilla the Hun had a blackbelt, an MBA, and was armed with lasers he’d resemble me, except not as mean!“ Captured Cobra documents revealed the existence of […]
1990 Laser Viper (v1) Series Nine From The File Card: Bio: Laser weapons are only effective at relatively short ranges because of the amount of energy lost through atmospheric dissipation. Therefore, a LASER-VIPER’s primary function on the battlefield is “target illumination” for H.E.A.T. VIPERS and AERO-VIPERS. The Laser-Viper places his beam on the target, then squeezes off a heat-seeking, anti-tank missile or guided bomb that “rides” the beam to destroy the target. “Don’t underestimate the Laser-Vipers. You might get the […]
1985 Torch (v1) Series Four Torch is a figure I didn’t have as a child. I found him in a Flea Market for $5. From The File Card: File Name: Tom Winken Birthplace: Botany Bay, New South Wales, Australia Bio: Subject was remanded to Borstal* at age fourteen. Escaped and went to sea in the Merchant Marine where he learned the use of the cutting torch. Later rode with the Melbourne Maulers M.C.** Torch is an illiterate, unrepentant thug whose […]
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