If you were made of hamburger, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
If you had the chance for Morgan Freeman to read aloud every text message you’ve ever sent, would you let him?
I want to know everything about you, but don’t give me too much detail in case it’s boring.
You’re out on a first date. You ask their favorite movie. They tell you. You immediately get up and leave. What’s the name of the movie?
The chair you’re sitting on has just become sentient and has fallen madly in love with you. How do you explain that your romance just won’t work out?
1993 Night Creeper Leader (v1) Series Twelve Another entry in the “Neon Colors Do Not A Ninja Make Line”. Looking back, this iteration of the night creeper makes no sense — but he did have some great accessories. From The File Card: Code Name: Night Creeper Leader Ninja Supreme Master Bio: “If Atilla the Hun had a blackbelt, an MBA, and was armed with lasers he’d resemble me, except not as mean!“ Captured Cobra documents revealed the existence of […]
The King in Yellow May 9, 2026 It’s funny how curiosity works. One moment you’re deep in a rabbit hole of fan theories for a modern mystery show like From, and the next, you’re holding a weird, unsettling piece of 19th-century literature that feels like it’s staring back at you. That’s exactly how I found myself reading Robert W. Chambers’ The King in Yellow. After hearing rumors of a connection between the show’s mythology and this classic text, I set […]
The Great Good Thing May 9, 2026 I’ve had The Great Good Thing on my shelf for a while—one of those books you intend to read but never quite do. Andrew Klavan’s earlier work, The Kingdom of Cain, had a disruptive effect on me, permanently shifting how I perceive the quiet messages buried beneath art and story. I approached this book with more than curiosity; I had a sense of hope. I thought that if a writer could so clearly […]
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